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Title: Sneak
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Rating: PG
Summary: She watches him from her lair, like a lioness stalking her prey.
Disclaimer: I don't own Criminal Minds or any of its characters.

A/N: Just a goofy piece. Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

 

The blonde-haired technician rolled her swivel chair across the office, opening the door only slightly to survey the morning traffic of the bullpen. Agents were just trickling in, bright eyed and bushy-tailed for another day of service in their country's name. She watched them carefully, each of them unfortunately meeting her silent approval, a small glimmer of disappointment growing as she wondered if her hunt was to be in vain.

At last, she spotted her prey near the coffee maker, his lean form unmistakable. She smirked, watching as he inspected a muffin, completely unaware of the attention he'd drawn. It was time.

She made her way silently out of the lair, her eyes never leaving her target. He had started a fresh pot and was now surveying the coffee maker with undue interest, oblivious to the growing threat behind him. The tech's eyes narrowed in anticipation as she drew nearer.

Suddenly, her prey was joined by another. She watched as the unit chief made small talk while the pair of them waited for the pot to finish brewing. His eyes roamed the bullpen lazily and for a brief instant his gaze landed on her. The computer technician froze in place, her eyes locking with his. A tense moment passed and her heart pounded, certain she'd been caught.

Instead, the unit chief looked away again, the thin traces of a smile on his lips as he turned his back to her, his focus returning to the coffee pot. She allowed herself a quick grin of surprise before resuming her task, her target still ignorant to the exchange that had just occurred.

Almost there...

Just a little closer...

The lanky genius gave an undignified yelp as two fingers pinched the tender flesh of his behind. Turning quickly, Spencer Reid came face-to-face with the satisfied grin of Penelope Garcia, the technician giving him a mischievous wink.

"Good morning, sweet cheeks."

"Garcia! H- Wha-" Reid's face turned a deep shade of red as he attempted to splutter out an indignant response. Unfortunately, the blonde tech didn't wait for him to finish and instead turned back in the direction of her lair, a bounce in her step at a job well done.

The young doctor gaped after her, his coffee long forgotten. Beside him, Hotch hid his amused smile behind a fresh cup of steaming goodness, only a hint of smugness in his actions as he adjusted his dark green tie with his other hand.

"Looks like someone forgot it was St. Patrick's Day."

Fin.

Comments

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shortypenguin
Mar. 17th, 2009 08:45 pm (UTC)
oh my god, I love you <3
batgurl88
Mar. 18th, 2009 09:22 pm (UTC)
lol Glad you liked it.
mcgarrygirl78
Mar. 17th, 2009 10:01 pm (UTC)
This is great. I can just see the look on Reid's face. Garcia = love.
batgurl88
Mar. 18th, 2009 09:23 pm (UTC)
Yes, yes she does lol I'm glad you enjoyed it.
ohh_honeybee
Mar. 17th, 2009 10:32 pm (UTC)
oh god i think i love you.

this was SO perfect.
batgurl88
Mar. 18th, 2009 09:23 pm (UTC)
Aww thanks!
ohh_honeybee
Mar. 19th, 2009 04:26 am (UTC)
You're welcome!
nagi_schwarz
Mar. 17th, 2009 11:31 pm (UTC)
That was a rockin' good time and totally made me smile. Thanks for sharing!
batgurl88
Mar. 18th, 2009 09:23 pm (UTC)
XD I'm really glad it made you smile
zikki4eva
Mar. 18th, 2009 01:55 am (UTC)
LOLZ

i love it!
batgurl88
Mar. 18th, 2009 09:24 pm (UTC)
Thank you! :)
reseda_3067
Mar. 18th, 2009 09:52 am (UTC)
Loved it!
batgurl88
Mar. 18th, 2009 09:24 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.
autumnwriting
Mar. 20th, 2009 02:54 am (UTC)
Hee! This sounds like it was stolen from the cut part of a script!

Good job. ;)
batgurl88
Mar. 20th, 2009 05:06 am (UTC)
Thank you very much! :D
luckinfovely
Mar. 25th, 2009 01:41 am (UTC)
Oh, BLESS YOU. This is one of the things I've been DYING to see happen on the show. I mean, the Reid/ass-grabbingness. (Note to self: Cross that out of That One Fic so as not to Repeat Certain Things.)

In short, I could go on, but really, "OMFG I F@#$ING LOVE THIS," should cover it. :D
batgurl88
Mar. 25th, 2009 01:56 am (UTC)
Thank you! :D lol How do they resist writing Reid/ass-grabbing into the scripts? Seriously, I think they could work it in to a couple of the episodes. MGG'd probably be all for it. It's just too good a possibility to pass up.

I'm really glad you liked it.
luckinfovely
Mar. 25th, 2009 02:00 am (UTC)
MGG'd probably be all for it. It's just too good a possibility to pass up.

Srsly. People probably already rub his ass for good luck on set. Especially if they have a big weepy scene coming up. I would, anyway. I mean, hey. *shrug*

To clarify: I did not "like". I LOVED. I LOVE. AND I WILL CONTINUE TO LOVE. FOREVER & EVER UNTIL DEATH DO I STOP. And even then if there's no massive archive of CM fic when I get to the other side, I WILL BE SO PISSED.
batgurl88
Mar. 25th, 2009 02:03 am (UTC)
And even then if there's no massive archive of CM fic when I get to the other side, I WILL BE SO PISSED.

Word. Srsly, what would they expect people to do with the rest of eternity if there's no fic? ;D

People probably already rub his ass for good luck on set.

P.S. - You just made my night.
luckinfovely
Mar. 25th, 2009 02:09 am (UTC)
I try. *curtsy* Although I really probably should have included an "or lack thereof" up there, 'cause there might be more tailbone involved than actual ass, but still.

He does have surprisingly sturdy forearms, though.

Oh, Happy Place. I missed you. *sigh*
streussal
Mar. 11th, 2010 02:45 am (UTC)
Garcia is magical. And she would totally do this.
batgurl88
Mar. 12th, 2010 03:39 am (UTC)
lol She would. I see Garcia as a bit of a sexual harassment case waiting to happen ;)
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